May 2013
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
gorgeousdarren:
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
peetapockets:
I wonder how many people on here have heard of me. like have seen my url and thought, oh i’ve heard of her.
i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:
Yahoo! just bought tumblr for $1.1 Billion
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Tumblr Gets Deep, Part 2
lolsofunny:
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:
davedirk:
davedirk:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a...
Directioners : The Wanted are so immature for answering Questions about One Direction, and basically confirming what we already know, that 1D and TW aren't friends and never will be, Grow Up.
Directioners : OMG Louis made the crowd at a 1D concert boo The Wanted at one of their concerts, how sassy and hilarious !!!!!!!!!11!! sassmaster from doncaster hahahahaha
Directioners : how DARE Max call Harry a 'top shagger', name-calling isn't cool and could hurt our precious cupcakes feeling, The Wanted are such immature assholes.
Directioners : OMG, Zayn just called Max 'Chlamydia boy' how fucking hilarious, obviously getting his awesome sass from Louis.
AND YOU WONDER WHY NO-ONE LIKES DIRECTIONERS, JFC.
excalilbur:
finnemoron:
what if
the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that
little girls would do it in the mirror and
when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are
that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week
oomshi:
I just saw 3 girls walk by a water fountain, pull out their phone & scream “INSTAGRAM WORTHY”
abhortion:
movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
rnarker:
rnarker:
for every note this gets im running a mile
nevermind please no
itszoella:
i’m laughing so much i mean you couldn’t be any MORE stupid could u
stealinyoman:
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
alexsheathees:
eric saade 10/10 would bang
mtomoe:
eurovision drinking game: take a shot for every point your country gets
english rules: take a shot for every point your country didn’t get
bakedzitis:
being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
That feeling when you're hearing that new added...
people-should-all-be-onions:
hamburgay:
Your selfies:
My selfies:
pizza:
fishy-the-fish:
canadianslut:
ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller
I’m a girl…
see children that’s what happens, you ignore my posts for so long you become a girl
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
none-timelow:
on a scale of 1 to Lil Mix how much makeup do you wear
going to school: late
going to a doctors appointment: late
going to a dentist appointment: late
going to my friends house: late
going to a party: late
going to a concert: 8 hours early
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
